Time to Update:

Since my last post I have completed my undergraduate studies and taken the position of summer auditorium manager. I'm still confused about my relationship status, but I guess in the grand scheme of things it's not something I should be worrying about as I'm searching for a job and considering moving.

There you have it, short, sweet, and too the point.
Hopefully I'll have some good news soon. :)

P.S.
I was attacked by a squirrel again, I'm starting to think they really might be conspiring against me! LOL